I think I need some help here.
Mom says today is my big boy day. I thought I already WAS a big boy - that's what all of you keep saying.
So I checked with my pal Ciara, but she just said today is Wooless Wednesday.
Along came Thunder, but all he would say was "snip snip time".
Hey, where did she come from? She said she heard Grandma say I was getting a microchip - is that something good to eat like those barbecue chips in the cabinet?
Then I asked the old and wise Phantom (he is going to be 13 this month), but can you believe it - he just laughed!!!
The last thing I heard from Mom was that it was time to get in the car and head off for my "tutoring". All these big words have me very confused.
Woos and woe is me - Lightning