Look at what I had to endure today - the evil gold fusion pin brush - just look at all those pins that poke me! And then the purple monster is going to scoop all my beautiful thick fluffy fur away!!! AND this came just from my flanks - Mom says more torture later!!!!
Oh, but wait, maybe there is a silver lining to this abuse I have to endure - do I see the beginnings of a puppy factory in there?