Hello, my friends. It's Phantom here today.
Every Monday our morning paper carries whole page advertisements for these things:
Small, convenient, hardly visible at all. I think they are called hearing aids.
They say they only require an occasional battery change.
Mom says they actually cost lots of dollars and don't always work very well.
Have you noticed that I seem to have one of those odd contraptions in my left ear?
It started growing there about two months ago. Like those hearing aids above, it used to be almost invisible. For some strange reason it keeps getting bigger and bigger.
I think I have to agree with Mom that it really doesn't work very well for me either. I can't hear much of anything these days. I am not sure it really is a hearing aid.
Hmmmm, maybe I need to take it out and get some new batteries???
What's that, Mom? I can't hear you. It can't come out? Well, what good is it?
Oh well, Mom says no worries, that I seem to be able to understand lots of hand signals.
My favorite is the one that has the cookie in it:)
Woos - Phantom