Friday, November 24, 2017

Timber's Friday Friends

I am such a lucky boy.  This week I have been noticing a lot of new things around our home.  Mom says they are decorations for Christmas.  What are decorations?  Who is Christmas?  I have so much to learn.  But one good thing is that I have made some new friends.

I found these five pals camping out on my (and Misty's) hearth.

I have been learning all their names from Mom whenever I come over to visit them.

This fellow looks like he needs a new wardrobe and maybe a bit of grooming.  Mom tells me he is NO NO.

This guy has a funny nose - it looks like those orange things Mom puts in my kibble sometimes. But that's OK because I think he brought me a present.  Mom says his name is NO TOUCH.

I found one girl in the group, and she is a pup like me, except for those ears.  I am going to have to teach her that we dogs don't wear clothes, but I will be polite since she is very pretty.  And what is her name, Mom?  LEAVE IT!   Now that's a strange name.

Then there is this poor fellow who seems to be having trouble getting his legs under him.   And he seems to have something odd growing out of his head.  He also has a funny name - in a very loud voice Mom told me UH UH.

My last new buddy is this rather round roly-poly guy with an awful lot of fur on his face.  Misty and Lightning are trying to tell me that I should be extra nice to him because he is in charge of the nice and naughty list for Christmas.  But I still haven't figured out who Christmas is.  Oh, and by the way his name is NO WAY.

So after learning the names of my new friends, I wooed at Misty to come meet NO NO, NO TOUCH, LEAVE IT, UH UH, AND NO WAY.  I couldn't figure out why she was smiling.  I guess she was very excited about having some new pals too.  

But then Mom really confused me.  Just when I thought I had learned all their names, I heard this:

(Not No No?)

(Not Leave It?)

UH UH!!!
(Not No Touch?)

(Not Uh Uh?)

(Not No Way?) 
And what happened to No No?

I am so confused - who is who???  I think I am going to have to have a little talk with these fellas and figure out what is going on.

My brain is tired from all this pondering, Mom.  Would it be OK if I take a little nap with my buddies?

Woos - Timber


Mama and da DB Boyz said...

Oh Timber, Jakey has a few of the same friends you do and they are also changing names all the time!
Jakey, Arty & Rosy

Molly the AireGirl said...

The very same thing happens here, Timber! I love pushing things with my nose to topple them☺

Marg said...

Oh Timber, you made our Mom laugh out loud. Those new friends of your do have some different names, but probably very useful. Hope you can contain your self Timber. You all have a most wonderful day.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL my mom and I cracked up at
NO NO, NO TOUCH, LEAVE IT, UH UH, AND NO WAY. ...Timber maybe your first name is NO.
Thank you for the fun tour and for introducing us to the 3 No's, Leave and Uh
Tell mom to have a good afternoon with the bipeds and especially that our T'giving lunch turned out very nice pleasant group of folks
Hugs madi your bfff and mom

Anonymous said...

Wow that is a WHOLE BUNCH of new friends to visit on the hearth now Timber. Sounds like you better not get TOO CLOSE to them - just enjoy sniffing and keeping an eye on them!

Hugs, Teddy

Caren Gittleman said...

Poor Timber! No wonder you are confused!! I think you should rename them to YES, GRAB IT, WOOO HOOO, HAVE FUN AND LET'S PLAY! lol DakotasDen

Sue said...

Our Mom says she'd need a few extra sets of eyes to keep track of us so our Christmas friends stay way up high.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Good grief, my old and addled grey matter could only figure out the common name to all... "No" somebody or other!!! Have fun sorting that lot out Timber. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We're wondering if they squeak! We have lots of things around here like that. We never get really close to find out more about them.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Hmmmmmm... It sounds like your Mom is a little confused, Timber!


Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

Those are some great names. I think you should listen to your mom and leave those things alone This is the start of a magical few weeks and it is all good Enjoy

Murphy said...

Yeah, it's gonna get real crazy for awhile!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Millie and Walter said...

Timber your mom is very brave to leave those cute things out like that. We bet Walter couldn't resist "playing" with any of those. Good luck staying on the nice list.

Dawn said...

Oh Timber! I know it's confusing. Tell mom she has to be more consistent! I hope you got a good nap with your new friends! Katie says Happy Thanksgiving to you and the pack!

Brian said...

Yes Timber, it's all very confusing and Brother Simon and Sister Seal are having that very same problem!

Astro said...

We agree with Millie and Walter.
xo Astro

Kinley Westie said...

You are gonna LOVE Christmas - it are da BESTEST!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Look at all those little things that look like they were meant to play with,,, but I will tell you a secret,,,, dont eat any!! I know!

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

Well Timber, at least you know and remember their names. That's gotta be good, right?

Ruby said...

Timber, dude, I gets that all the time. I am mighty impressed you don't just snag one of those and RUN!!!!! What? no. No Ma, I am NOT giving Timber ideas. I would NEVER suggest he steal those FABulous stuffies and play with them in his crate! who do you thinks I am???? oh yeah. um....keep up the good work Timber!
Ruby ♥

Idaho PugRanch said...

How confusing for you Timber!
Hazel & Mabel

sandy l said...

You may not know it Timber, but you're really funny!

Mark Muller said...

that are mighty fine friends... I have... or had some visitors from the same furmily... butt after I welcomed them in my crib they all have the same name: OOOOOOH MAAAAN!

24 Paws of Love said...

Too funny!

KB Bear said...

Oh my goodness, Timber. You are the cutest little guy! You have a lot to learn! One thing is true in all those things that you were told - be nice to the roly poly guy ("No no no no" or "No Way". He is a very important dude!

Well done, momster! Very funny post!

Momo and Pinot said...

So cute Timber!

The Daily Pip said...

It is all very confusing isn't it! I'm sure you will figure it out and have TONS of fun this holiday season!

Huskies622 said...

We are a little worried about the fate of all your new friends. Looks a little tempting for a puppy!

Unknown said...

Wooo Timber it is so difficult to learn the names of things when humans change them all the time. We feel for you fella.

Khumbu and Co