I Can't Hear Woo!!!

Woo, it's me, Thunder, under here, can woo see me?

I am hiding from the lady biped. She is calling me in that sweet deceiving voice. Can you just hear her - "Oh, Thunder, where are woo? Here, ThunderDunder."

Why am I hiding? Well, take a look.

Reason #1

Reason #2

And the absolute most important Reason #3 - the torture tools!!!!!

Yes, I have an ear infection AND a very dirty ear - at least that's what "thevet" says. He says that's why I have been shaking my head a lot. No, that's not true, I have just been practicing saying NO, since that's what I hear from everyone around here. "No, Thunder, don't do this." "No, Thunder, don't do that." Well, I am just figuring out that I can say "no" too.

So here's the deal. First, she uses #1 to soak my ear with some wet stuff and then she swabs it all out with that white fluffy thing that looks like Dakota's shedded tufts.

OK, I have to give in. It's starting.

Here comes the white swabbing monster.

Then she picks up #2 and takes off the cover. Now the absolute worst #3 is about to happen. She fills that torture tool with what's in #2 and sticks in way down inside my poor ear and then pushes the end of it and releases more goop into my ear.

HELP!!!

It tickles a lot but then the only good part happens. She massages my ear for a really long time. Ohhhhhhhh, that feels sooooooooooo good.

Here comes the boss lady, Princess Dakota. She always has to know what is going on.

"Hey, Thunder, what's happening?"

"Hmmm, doesn't smell too great, glad it's woo and not me."

Well, that's the rest of the story. At least it is done now and I can get some rest. Oh, wait, and where was my brother Phantom all this time? Look - some help you were, bro!!!

And Phantom's reply: "Hey, I need my rest after all those fireworks this weekend!!!"

Woos, Thunder